Thursday, January 19, 2012

Good morning crew,

I don't know how, since I typically eat one meal a day, but I think I'm actually gaining weight.

Maybe it is because that one meal is usually around nine o'clock at night, right before I go to bed, and frequently consists of take out. In fact, every night this week I have had take out or take out leftovers.

What can I say? I get bored of canned tuna and Raman noodles pretty quickly.

But tonight I am not eating take out! Nope. I will actually be eating my dinner IN the restaurant. And maybe I'll even have enough left over to take home and eat tomorrow night for dinner.

Maybe what I need is a little change in body chemistry. We have been carrying these Apple Cider Vinegar pills for years, and people seem to love them.

What I like about them is that they are all-natural. I mean, how can you go wrong with apple cider? And at three bucks for a month's supply I can afford to experiment.

If anybody has any success stories with these please let me know. And if anybody wants to try the experiment with me you can check out the Apple Cider Vinegar tablets right here.

Read more about Apple Cider Vinegar here.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"Jon Huntsman has dropped out of the race for president to return to his former job as the guy in the picture that comes with the frame." -Jimmy Kimmel

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"There are now more obese people in the United States than there are overweight people. I think it's safe to say that after all these years, Diet Coke is a complete failure." -Jay Leno

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"A recent study found that the U.S. has a higher obesity rate than Canada. Then again, maybe we just look fatter because our flag has horizontal stripes." -Jimmy Fallon

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During a heartfelt chat with her friend about relationships, my wife sighed and said, "You know, if something happened to Lloyd, I don't think I could ever marry again."

Her friend nodded sympathetically. "I know what you mean," she said. "Once is enough."


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An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. His wife suggests he take out an ad in the newspaper, which he does. But two weeks later, there's still no sign of the pooch.

"What did you write in the ad?" his wife asks.

"'Here, boy,'" he replies.