Thursday, October 31, 2013Good morning crew,
It looks like we are going to have a wet, rainy, muggy Halloween today. That's my luck. After all of the time and effort I put into coming up with and making a costume and now I won't even be able to go trick-or-treating.
Well, I guess I will have to employ my fall-back plan of going to the bar tonight for six hours.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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***"Krispy Kreme says it will give a free doughnut to any customer who shows up wearing a costume on Halloween. So if you're the kind of person willing to take the time to dress up in a costume just to get a free doughnut, then yes, you've hit rock bottom." -Jimmy Fallon
***"Over the weekend a woman gave birth in a Barnes & Noble bookstore. Out of habit the parents briefly looked over the newborn baby and then went home and bought a cheaper baby on Amazon." -Conan O'Brien
***"There's a lot of talk about how global warming will be a disaster for future generations. When you think about it, it's hard to care. What have these future generations ever done for us?" -Jimmy Kimmel
***Two small county judges both got arrested for speeding on the same day. Rather than call the state Supreme Court for a visiting judge, each agreed to hear the other's case.
The first judge took the bench while the second stood at the defendant's table, and admitted his guilt. The sentencing judge immediately suspended both the fine and costs.
They switched places. The second judge admitted that he was speeding, too. Thereupon the first judge immediately fined him $250 and ordered him to pay court costs.
The second judge was furious. "I suspended your fine and costs, but you threw the book at me!" he fumed. The first judge looked at him and replied, "This is the second such case we've had in here today. Someone has to get tough about all this speeding!"
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes --------------*Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined give me very dry skin.
One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum jelly and covered them with an old pair of white gloves. As I sat in bed reading a book with my gloves on, my husband finished showering and came into the room wearing a towel.
Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a tie and put it on. "What are you doing?" I asked.
"Well" he replied, "if you are going to be formal. So am I."