Thursday, November 4, 2010
Good morning crew,
I hope you don't mind too much, but I'm going to use a dirty
word...Christmas! I know it's only the first week of November,
but it seems like everybody is already gearing up for the
big holiday.
And to be completely honest, I can't blame most people. I
am a procrastinator of the worst sort, and when I am still
shopping for gifts on December I WISH I had taken care of
everything in November. That's why I think you should take
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I know your kids will love 'em. Have fun!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic
biology students, about to hand out the final exam.
"I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this
semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and many of
you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one
gets their GPA messed up because they might have been
celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like
to opt out of the final exam today will receive a 'B' for the
test."
There was much rejoicing in the class as students got up,
walked to the front of the class, and took the professor up
on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor
looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked,
"Anyone else? This is your last chance."
One final student rose up and opted out of the final.
The professor closed the door and took attendance of those
students remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe in yourselves,"
he said. "You all get 'A's."
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While we were working at a men's clothing store, a customer
asked my coworker to help her pick out a tie that would make
her husband's blue eyes stand out.
"Ma'am," he explained, "any tie will make blue eyes stand
out if you tie it tight enough."
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