Monday, July 26, 2010
Good morning crew,
It's time to carve some money out of the beer budget for
clothes. One of the girls in the office actually pointed
out a hole in the shirt I am wearing today. Talk about
embarrassing. I don't mind having that 'distressed' look
if it means I can save a few bucks on clothes, but when
body parts start popping out of my apparel I figure it's
time to update the wardrobe.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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One day, his friend Jim approaches him and asks Don if he
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Don refuses.
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