Monday, August 29, 2011Good morning crew,
I think my girlfriend wants me to move in with her. She tried to burn my apartment down Saturday night.
Because neither of us had much money this weekend we decided to buy a couple of steaks and make dinner at home instead of going out. But in her mania to cook her steak well done she managed to start a grease fire in the broiler.
The meal wasn't ruined, though. After rinsing the fire extinguisher foam off of the steaks they were still quite edible, if a little chemically tasting.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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***"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?" --Rita Rudner
***"You don't know what humiliation is until you've shown up on your first day of junior high in moon boots and a snow suit that your mother got on sale during the summer. I looked like a demented astronaut." -Drew Carey
***"When you get married and have a kid, you can't do all those things you wanted to do as a young existentialist of seventeen or eighteen... like kill yourself." -Al Rae
***One snowy evening my brother, a regional police officer, stopped a car at a roadside check for drunk drivers. "Good evening, ma'am," he greeted the lady. "How are you this evening?"
"Fine, thank you," she replied.
My brother continued, "Anything to drink this evening?"
Surprised, the lady answered, "No, thank you."
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes --------------*This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why on Earth did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
The husband replied, "They had eggs."