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Thursday, March 18, 2010
Good morning crew,
I got my census form today. All of the question seem pretty
standard and generic. They're not asking me about my sexual
habits or anything. The only unusual thing I noticed is a
lot of questions about prison.
Do I spend any time away from my primary residence in prison?
Are there any full time residents at my address who are
currently in prison, etc...
You'd think the government would know how many people they
have in their prisons. Or maybe they know something we don't,
or they don't know something and hope we do!
Either way I suddenly feel a lot less safe.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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Speedy Morris was the basketball coach at LaSalle and they
were having a pretty good season. One morning, he was
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out to him that Sports Illustrated wanted to talk to him.
Coach Morris was excited that his team was apparently about
to receive national recognition in this famous sports
magazine. As a matter of fact, he was so excited that he
cut himself with his razor.
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to the phone, he tripped and fell down the stairs. Finally,
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At a wedding ceremony that I was performing, I raised my
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Not wanting to exclude the groom, I offered him a high-five,
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I was finally able to get my blessing in, amid the laughter
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