Thursday, December 5, 2013Good morning crew,
Yesterday it was 50 degrees and today it below thirty. That is quite a swing. And it is going to get colder still. Fortunately I do not have any hard plans this weekend, all I have is a bundle of insurance papers to fill out. As with a lot of people, I suspect, my insurance is changing next year and I have yet to find out whether or not my rates will be going up.
Other than that all I have to deal with is the inevitable guilt that will result from me sitting around the apartment drinking beer and eating pizza instead of Christmas shopping, but I think I'll be able to deal with it.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes --------------*Two immigrants have just arrived in the United States and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we are going live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart. "Two dogs, please," she says.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."
One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"