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Monday, November 23, 2009
Good morning crew,
It was quite a weekend. Old Mason bribed me into going down
town to help him finish painting his (his wife's, actually)
condo. I sold six hours of my life for a couple bloody marys
and a few beers.
And then Sunday there was a big poker party at the gym. I'll
fill you in on all those gruesome details later.
This is going to be a short week because of Thanksgiving (one
of my favorite holidays) so I'm going to actually do some
work today and let you get to the jokes.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"General Motors is producing a driver-less car. Here's my
fear: I'll buy one of those driver-less cars, and I'll be
home on a Saturday night, and the car will out driving with-
out me!" -David Letterman
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"Earlier this week, Somali pirates attacked the same American
ship they attacked this summer ? but this time the ship drove
the pirates off with a high-decibel noise-making device. The
specific noise they used to repel the pirates: the 'Free
Credit Report dot com' song." -Conan O'Brien
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"President Obama has left China. Earlier today he was in
Seoul, Korea. Do you know what President Obama's favorite
food is when he's there? Seoul food." -Jay Leno
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Screaming Biker Monkey
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On October 13, 1944, the Durham N. C. Sun Reported that a
Durhamite had been brought before a Judge Wison in traffic
court for having parked his car on a restricted street
right in front of a sign that read "No Stoping."
Rather than pleading guilty, the defendant argued that the
missing letter in the sign meant that he had not violated
the letter of the law. Brandishing a Webster's dictionary,
he noted that stoping means:
"Extracting ore from a stope or, loosely, underground."
"Your Honor", said the man, "I am a law-abiding citizen and
I didn't extract any ore from the area of the sign. I move
that the case be dismissed."
Acknowledging that the defendant hadn't done any illegal
mining, the judge declared the man not guilty and commented,
"Since this is Friday, the 13th, anything can happen, so
I'll turn you loose."
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I was nervous the night my husband and I brought our three
young sons to An upscale restaurant for the first time. My
husband ordered a bottle Of wine with the meal. When the
waitress brought it, our children Became quiet as she began
the ritual uncorking.
She poured a small Amount for me to taste, and then our six-
year-old piped up, "Mom usually Drinks a lot more than that!"
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