Thursday, August 12, 2010
Good morning crew,
You know, it's sort of a weight off a person's mind, being
broke. The decision making process is pretty much removed.
I could go home, sit in my apartment, eat macaroni and
cheese and watch TV, or I could go home, sit in my apart-
ment, eat macaroni and cheese and play computer games.
Either way I'm not going far with ten dollars in my pocket
and a quarter tank of gas.
Although I can't complain too much. At least my bills are
paid...most of them, anyway.
This weekend, however, is a different story. Tomorrow is
payday and a small group of people are getting together to
hit a popular Peruvian restaurant on the north side of the
city. So I'm taking the GF for a night out.
And I need to make up some serious points, too. I haven't
taken her out in a while, and the last time we did go out
for dinner I had a couple too many glasses of wine and
serenaded her in the restaurant with "'O sole mio" and
"Torna a Surriento" at the top of my lungs and slightly
off-key.
I should be safe this weekend, though. I don't know any
Peruvian folk songs.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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