Thursday, May 2, 2013

Good morning crew,

When I got home last night I discovered a notice from the USPS that they tried to deliver a certified letter and now I have to pick it up at the post office. Of course, my first thought was, 'Woo hoo! Somebody must be trying to send me a check or something. I must have won some kind of lottery.'

As it was sitting on my desk this morning one of the girls in the office noticed it and asked me what it was. I said I didn't know, but when I told her my theory she immediately shot down my hopes.

"I doubt it's a check," she said. "Usually when you receive a letter like that it is some kind of legal notice. Are you involved in a law suit or something?"

"No," I said.

"You might be now," she continued. "Or maybe you're getting audited."

So now I am paranoid. I have been racking my brain all morning, trying to think if I have broken the law recently or involved myself in something litigation worthy.

That would be much more my luck than getting a check out of the blue.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"A helping word to one in trouble is like a switch in a railroad track...an inch between wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity." -Henry Ward Beecher

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"All animals, except man, know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it." -Samuel Butler

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"All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable, those who are movable; and those who move." -Benjamin Franklin

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A wife called her husband as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and the husband could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And now I can't find it!"

The husband replied, "Aren't you talking on it!?"

There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality of the situation sank in - followed by, "You are NOT going to tell anybody about this!"


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The topic for my ninth-grade class was palindromes, words or sentences that are the same read forward and backward. I asked the question "What is the first thing Adam said to Eve?"

I was expecting the answer "Madam, I'm Adam," but one student had a better reply:

"Wow."