Monday, July 19, 2010
Good morning crew,
I hope everybody had an enjoyable and safe weekend. The
summer is wearing away. We're already into the third week
of July! If you weren't out and having fun you're throwing
away your opportunities!
I had the bachelor party to deal with this weekend. And
while it was fun I think I might be getting a little mature
for that kind of romping around. I'll give you the PG
details of that party tomorrow.
So let's get this week kicked rolling!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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two myself. That's plenty. Mine are twins, though. Both of
them. They're awfully cute. I can't think of their names.
They don't come when I call them anyway." --Victor Borge
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After playing 18 holes of golf, our foursome was sitting
around the clubhouse settling our bets when another golfer
stormed in. Fuming after a lousy round, he slammed down
his scorecard and announced, "If I wasn't married, I'd give
this stupid game up!"
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"Please, Mom, calm down," pleaded the son. "Any why are you
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