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Thursday, December 10, 2009
Good morning crew,
I know some parts of the country are getting it worse, but
right now we're in the tail end of a bad snow storm here in
the Chicago area. It's not even the snow so much. We only
got a few inches. It's the 30 mile-per-hour winds that are
making everything so miserable.
Having ice blown into my face at 30 mph does not exactly put
me in the holiday mood.
At least I am forearmed. Earlier this year in Lake Geneva
I bought a new, heavy, leather winter coat, and at the Ren
Faire this summer I bought a handmade, lamb's wool hat that
makes me look like a thirteenth century Mongol, but it's
pretty much impervious to wind and cold.
Thus armed I will be thoroughly protected when the
temperature drops into the single digits later today.
And this weekend is old Mason's birthday! I'd tell you how
old he is, but the cranky, old grouch would never forgive
me. So I'll be heading downtown to help him get in trouble
this weekend. I'll fill you in on any stories next week!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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Laptop Holder by FineLife
Sturdy, Stable, & Durable...
Normal Price: $24.99
DEAL PRICE: $9.99
With this Laptop Holder by FineLife you'll experience better
and more comfortable usage of your laptop. Slightly elevate
your laptop to get that correct angle. With up to seven points
of tilting or angle, adjust as you feel fit. Improving your
posture will greatly improve your productivity as well.
And because your laptop will slightly be elevated, the free
flow of air below means the holder will help your laptop cool
down just a little. Added performance for your laptop, you
will get.
But what you may love most about it is the rotating base which
is great for presentations and meetings.
FEATURES:
- Adjustable angle, 10 to 16 degrees - Rotating base
- Compatible with all Laptop sizes - Heat dispersion effect
- Anti skid material at the base - Size: 28 cm x 26 cm
- Lightweight but built strong... made of ABS Plastic
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"I wanted to be a Boy Scout, but I had all the wrong traits.
They were looking for kids who were trustworthy, loyal,
helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful,
thrifty, brave, clean and reverent. Whereas I tended to
be devious, fickle, obstructive, hostile, impolite, mean,
defiant, glum, extravagant, dirty, and sacrilegious."
--George Carlin
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"When I was a kid getting to borrow the car was a big deal.
Before he handed over the keys, my dad always gave me a
lecture. 'Now I'm not giving you this car so you can screw
it up.' Well, I said to myself, then I don't want it."
--Louie Anderson
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"You can't believe how much hard work it is to con people
into thinking that you're productive when you're unemployed.
Always thinking up things to tell them you're going to do
tomorrow, having to exaggerate every minute of your nowhere
day...it's worse than having a job. At least when you're
employed, when people ask about your day you can tell them
to shut up and mind their own business." --Drew Carey
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The Cozy-Cuddler: Blanket With The Sleeves
Like The Snuggie But Less
Than 1/2 The Price...
Normal Price: $19.99
OUR PRICE: $9.99
Get two for $15.98
Nap, watch TV or read under the cozy warmth of The Cozy-Cuddler.
This ingeniously designed blanket with oversized sleeves keeps
you warm and comfortable. Large sleeves let your hands move
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Made of a thick and warm fleece that feels very soft on the
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FEATURES:
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- Non-pilling
- Machine washable
- Extra-Large Blanket Covers Entire Body From Head-to-Toe
- Large sleeves let your hands move free while keeping your arms
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- One size fits all
- Machine washable for easy cleaning
- Large built-in storage pocket
Turn down your thermostat and still relax in warmth and comfort
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Every morning, I do a mad dash to drop off my son Tyler at
day care so I can get to work on time. My impatience hit
home one morning when he piped up from the back of the car,
"Our car is really fast and everyone else's is slow because
they're all idiots, right, Mom?"
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When it comes to wine I'm very particular about what I buy.
There are two things I look for before making my selection.
First, the word "Wine" must appear somewhere on the label.
This is something I insist on.
Second, I look for a sign nearby that says "On Sale."
Follow these two rules and you won't go far wrong.