Thursday, February 9, 2012Good morning crew,
It was the girlfriend's birthday a few days ago. She is [Expletive Deleted]-years-old, so happy birthday to her. Anyway, we went out for dinner to celebrate, but earlier this year we had made an agreement that since we are both trying to save money (perhaps to put toward that vacation she has been talking about) we would not get each other any gifts for little things like birthdays or Valentine's Day.
However, this is not my first rodeo. I know when to believe what a woman says and when not to. And when a woman says she doesn't want any gifts it is best not to take her too seriously. So I decided to get her a 'little' something.
Last month she mentioned how she was fascinated by these stretchy jeans she saw advertised on TV. They're like lounging pants, but they look exactly like blue jeans.
We just so happen to carry that very thing. They are called
Comfy Jeans and they are one of our best sellers. I didn't tell her that, I just filed the information away for later use. Another helpful habit when it comes to a relationship.
Anyway, I bought her a couple pair, and while the jeans are pretty inexpensive (plus, I get a ten percent discount) I think she was excited just to have something to open.
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joe@gophercentral.com***"There's a $250 fine now if you get caught eating in the subway. Roaming bands of teenaged punks? Not a problem." -David Letterman
***"A new study found that students who use Facebook while studying have 20 percent lower grades than students who focus. When kids who use Facebook heard that they were like, '20 percent? Big deal. What's that, like 10 percent?'" -Jimmy Fallon
***"Studies show American students are becoming less proficient in math. Experts say we should have seen this coming, but nobody could put 2 and 2 together." -Jay Leno
***A young couple honeymooning in Las Vegas were down to their last two dollars. The groom told the bride that he had a feeling that he could turn the two bucks into a fortune if he went down to the casino alone.
Once in the casino, he put one dollar each into two slot machines and won Jackpots on both totaling $10,000. He then played blackjack for an hour until he had $50,000 in chips. Next, he played poker and upped his winnings to $100,000.
He was about to cash in his chips when he got a hunch that his luck hadn't run out. So he took all his money and placed it on Black at the roulette table, hoping to double his money. But the ball came up Red. He returned to his hotel room.
"How did you do?" asked the bride.
The groom shrugged and said, "I lost two dollars."
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes --------------*A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray.
"And what will your third wish be?"
The man looked at the genie and said, "Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't had a first or second wish yet?"
"You have had two wishes already," the genie said, "but your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left."
"Okay," said the man, "I don't believe this, but what the heck. I've always wanted to understand women. I'd love to know what's going on inside their heads."
"Funny," said the genie as it granted his wish and disappeared forever, "That was your first wish, too!"