Monday, October 11, 2010

Good morning crew,

Happy Columbus Day. If you have the day off I hope you're
enjoying it!

Not to belittle a huge accomplishment, but I did read a
pretty funny bit about Columbus Day today.

"Celebrate Columbus Day: Walk into someone's house and tell
them you live there now."

Laugh it up,

Joe

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the back of it." -Craig Ferguson

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"According to the National Institute of Health, as people
age, their brains respond less strongly to rewards. They
say older people become less excited when they win some-
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I believe my little daughter wants a pair of glasses. I
don't know why she does. Perhaps glasses are now "cool"
to have in school? But though she sees just fine, she
still says she needs glasses.

I took her to the eye doctor just to check it out though.
She was asked to read the bottom row of letters on the eye
chart. She said, "All right, I can see the 'O' and the 'P'
and the 'T,' but not the 'N' and the 'Z.'"


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