Thursday, May 22, 2014

Good morning crew,

I have to hand it to the wife. She is keeping us busy as bees with house shopping. Every week we are looking at a half dozen or so. If it were left up to me I would wait until the week before we had to move and be forced to pick one of the first 2 or 3 houses I looked at.

So this weekend we are off on yet another whirlwind tour of the available housing in the southwest suburbs. It may not be exciting, but it is cheap...especially when you can steal snacks and beer from peoples' refrigerators when they're not home.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"The new 'Godzilla' opens today. There have been 28 Godzilla movies. They include 'Son of Godzilla,' 'Godzilla vs. Mothra,' '2 God 2 Zilla,' and 'Godzilla vs. Tyler Perry.'" -Craig Ferguson

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"This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik's Cube. If you kids don't know what a Rubik's Cube is, it's what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones." -Conan O'Brien

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"Target and Doritos have paired up to market the Walking Taco, which is where you pour ground beef and cheese into a bag of crushed Doritos before eating it out of the bag. The Walking Taco was created when a man was taking out the garbage and thought, 'Hey, I could eat this.'" -Seth Meyers

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Our first day at a resort, my wife and I decided to hit the beach. When I went back to our room to get something to drink, one of the hotel maids was making our bed. I grabbed my cooler, but not being sure of the hotel rules I stopped at the door and asked the maid, "Can we drink beer on the beach?"

"Sure," the maid replied, "but I have to finish the rest of the rooms first."


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My ten-year-old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible.

Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking, "Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus: the Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?"