Monday, August 9, 2010
Good morning crew,
Welcome to a new week, and I am just about as tired as
a person can get and not need hospitalization. Friday,
Saturday and Sunday and a party every night. My problem is
that I have a really difficult time saying no to free food
and beer.
On the plus side, two of those were family parties, which
means the chances of me making an idiot out of myself or
getting myself arrested was pretty low (notice I didn't
write zero).
But, since I'm here writing to you, you can safely assume
how the weekend turned out.
Four weekends of summer left.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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