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Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Good morning crew,

Are you a mover? A shaker? A walker? A jogger? If you're the kind of person who is constantly on the go, I have something that will make your life just a little bit more convenient; the Behind The Neck Wireless Headset with Microphone.

I have a personal reason for liking this product, and that is I HATE wearing headphones (to be honest; they put a dent in my hair and I look like I have a deformed head).

But this lightweight headset sits comfortably on the neck and you won't have to deal with tangled cords.

Rest the headset around your neck and pull out the magnetized earbuds from the holder. It features onboard controls for Playing/Pausing your music, skipping tracks, and a volume button. The built-in microphone allows you to take and answer calls with the push of a button.

After connecting to your Bluetooth-enabled device like a smartphone, tablet, or computer, you now have full range of motion while exercising, and can keep your smartphone in your pocket during a leisurely stroll. Or if you're exercising it will connect up to 33 feet away from your device.

At $19.99 this is a very cheap way to free up your life! And just think what a cool Christmas present this would be for somebody.

Click there to watch the short video for more details or to order yours.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"The American Academy of Pediatrics has suggested that people under the age of 18 should be banned from tanning salons. Parents that take their kids to tanning salons should be banned from parenting." -Jimmy Fallon

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"Chase bank ATMs are getting a new feature that will allow customers to withdraw cash without using a card. The feature is called a 'crowbar.'" -Conan O'Brien

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After shopping for weeks, I finally found the car of my dreams. It was only two years old and in beautiful condition. The salesman asked if I would like to take it for a test drive. We had traveled no more than two miles when the car broke down. The salesman called for a tow truck.

When it arrived, we climbed into the front seat. While the driver was hooking up the car, the salesman turned to me with a smile and said, "Well, now, what is it going to take to put you behind the wheel of that beauty today?"




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To prepare for my daughter's First Communion, I called the church in the town where we used to live to get a copy of her baptismal certificate.

We lived there for only a short while, so I didn't know the clergy well. When the secretary asked me the name of the father, I told her that I couldn't remember.

After a brief silence, she said, "Ma'am, I'm talking about the name of the baby's father."

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