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Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Good morning crew,
I got in a little bit of trouble over the weekend. I had a
date Saturday night and in a moment of bravado I flippantly
ordered a bottle of champagne without looking at the price.
When the check finally came I saw the champagne cost over
thirty bucks! Which meant I didn't have enough money for the
bill.
You have to be pretty confident in yourself to say to your
date, "Listen, baby, my pockets are a little shallow right
now. Do you have a twenty you can throw in toward the bill?"
She was pretty good about it. I mean, she had to be. I was
her ride home.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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paper is on the average roll? Four inches less than you
need." -Jay Leno
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Luckily, they were no match for the parrot he'd taught to
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-David Letterman
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Once upon a time, there were four people; Their names were
Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important job to be done, Everybody
was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done
it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was
Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody
realized that Nobody would do it.
So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did
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