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Monday, July 12, 2010

Good morning crew,

I forgot to tell you about the Taste of Chicago last week!
Needless to say, it was delicious as usual, however, the
90-plus degree weather gave me such a thirst for liquids
that I couldn't manage as wide a variety of food as I was
originally hoping.

I have to say my favorite item on the menu was the bacon-
wrapped German frankfurter with spicy brown mustard from
a new vendor this year called Bobak Sausage Company.

I would have had two, but there were too many other things
to try, like...

* The pork and sauerkraut pierogis from Kasia's Deli,

* The jollof and oxtail from Iyanze (another new vendor),

* Grilled chicken satay with peanut sauce and cucumber salad
from Star of Siam,

* Toasted ravioli from Harry Caray's,

* Some incredibly tender grilled BBQ pork loin on a stick
from Polo Cafe,

* And, of course, an ear of O'Brien's Celtic corn!

The only other thing I really wanted to try was the crawfish
boil from a place called Lagniappe-Creole Cajun Joynt, but
incredibly enough they said they weren't serving it because
the Gulf oil spill had severely limited the crawfish supply.

If you are concerned about my lack of nutrition from such
a spartan diet, never fear. After the Taste the group of us
retired to old Mason's house for a few after dinner drinks
complimented by Jarlsberg and turkey breast sandwiches.

I didn't want to grow faint after all that walking!

Laugh it up,

Joe

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The chef at a family-run restaurant had broken her leg and
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