Thursday, March 7, 2013

Good morning crew,

I have to go to the black belt promotion test at the school this weekend. I have to admit that after spending all day at the tournament last weekend, and now the promotion test this weekend, I am starting to get frustrated with this stuff. It takes a lot of time and it can get kind of stressful.

My problem is that I feel guilty if I say no.

Ah, well, if I quit what would I do with my free time? Relax? Pursue leisure activities? Spend time with my wife?

Where is the profit in that?

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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