Monday, January 17, 2011

Good morning crew,

Unfortunately my plans for a nice, inexpensive weekend didn't
pan out like I hoped. Oh, I didn't go out, but I did go to
the grocery store.

Two boxes of macaroni and cheese, a package of hotdogs, one
dozen eggs, a loaf of whole wheat bread, two cans of tuna,
two frozen pizzas, a jar of pickles, a 12-pack of beer, a
bottle of Rolaids and sixteen rolls of two-ply toilette paper
(I'm sorry, bathroom tissue)...$625.

Laugh it up,

Joe

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My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has
something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she
thought she heard a noise downstairs.

She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating
the tuna casserole I made tonight."

"That'll teach them!" I replied.


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cellular level, I'm quite busy."

I showed it to her, and her response was, "Oh, I should buy
that one, I'm always talking on mine."

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