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Friday, November 13, 2009
Good morning crew,
Oooo...Friday the 13th! You know what that means. I finally
get to go home and get some sleep. I have been sick all
week and all I want to do is be horizontal and preferably
unconscious.
I'm even too tired to be excited that today is payday. I
am going to sign most of it over to the carpenter anyway.
Hopefully I will feel better by tomorrow and will have a
few interesting stories for you next week from the weekend.
Speaking of next week, we are going to be cutting back on
the mailing schedule a little bit. Clean Laffs will only
mail out three times a week. I'll remind you again next
week so none of my dozens of faithful readers get freaked
out when I stop showing up every day!
Enjoy your weekend.
Laugh it up,
Joe
mailto:joe@gophercentral.com
P.S. We now have a Forum. You can post comments on this and
recent issues at... http://cleanlaffs.gophercentral.com
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A job interviewer asked me where I wanted to be in five
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After giving birth, I quit my job. The exit questionnaire
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A man is on trial for armed robbery. The jury comes back
with the verdict. The foreman stands, clears his throat,
and announces, "Not guilty."
The defendant leaps to his feet. "Thank God!" he shouts.
"Does that mean I get to keep the money?"
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After I applied for jobs at both a library and a shoe store,
my husband said he hoped that I'd get the one at the store.
"It would be nice to have employee discounts on shoes," he
explained.
Then, without thinking, he added, "Of course, if you get the
job at the library, we'll get free books."