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Thursday, April 29, 2010
Good morning crew,
I have been pulling my hair out recently. The Honda dealership
in my neighborhood, where I bought all three of my motorcycles,
closed this year!
Businesses close, you're probably thinking to yourself, and
that's true, but now I can't find anybody to do maintenance
on my Magna! I have called a half dozen local places and no-
body seems to want to touch anything except Harleys.
I would have to ride practically to the other side of the
city in order to get to another Honda dealership.
What is with my luck lately? First the truck and now the
bike. Maybe it's time to sell it. I don't really need to
have fun anymore. Straddling 750 ccs of humming engine
with the open road stretched out in front of you...that's
for some young buck with nothing else to worry about.
I've got to figure out something to do with my life!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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While working in the library at a university, I was often
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paying their fees for overdue books. One evening an older
student returned two books that were way overdue and threw
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