Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Good morning crew,

Today is payday, and that means I'll be paying the leather couch off. Yes, only three short months and I have already wiped that debt off of my credit. Sure, I have become a recluse and alienated my girlfriend, but good credit comes at a price.

Things would certainly be a little easier for me if I could sell the old bike. I actually had a couple people express interest in it, but no one has jumped at it yet.

Of course, I could have picked a better time to advertise it than November. Maybe I subconsciously waited until November because deep down I really don't want to sell it. I have a lot of memories tied up with that bike.

But then deep down I really wish I was Batman, so I don't put a lot of trust in my subconscious.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"According to 'Consumer Research' more people are drinking soda for breakfast. It's become the new orange juice. Maybe in the trailer park where Yoo-hoo is the new champagne!" --Jay Leno

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"According to a new study that just came out, smoking pot regularly does not lead to harder drugs. In fact the study shows that smoking pot regularly does not lead to doing much of anything." --Conan O'Brien

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"This is little strange. A couple in England named their new daughter Kia because she was delivered in the back seat of a Kia. No one was happier than her older brother ? Hospital Bed." -Jimmy Fallon

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I decided to buy an outfit for my girlfriend this weekend. I went to the mall and found a really cool twin set in this one store, but for the life of me I couldn't remember what size she is.

I looked around and luckily saw another customer in the store who was built pretty much like my girlfriend. So I went up to the person and said, "Excuse me, sir, but what size are you?"


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Jill complained to Nina, "Rosey told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her."

"Well," replied Nina in a hurt tone, "I told her not to tell you I told her."

"Oh dear!" sighed Jill. "Well, don't tell her I told you that she told me."