Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Good morning crew,
Another day, another dollar. Is it just me or does it seem
like December is the fastest month of the year? It's already
only seventeen days until Christmas and I haven't even
thought about doing any shopping yet.
Fortunately I don't have many friends so my shopping list
is pretty short. I feel for popular people. My girlfriend,
for example, has tons of friends. She started shopping
before Thanksgiving and she's still not done.
Sucker.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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Every morning, I do a mad dash to drop off my son Tyler at
day care so I can get to work on time. My impatience hit
home one morning when he piped up from the back of the car,
"Our car is really fast and everyone else's is slow because
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When it comes to wine I'm very particular about what I buy.
There are two things I look for before making my selection.
First, the word "Wine" must appear somewhere on the label.
This is something I insist on.
Second, I look for a sign nearby that says "On Sale."
Follow these two rules and you won't go far wrong.
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