Wednesday, March 16, 2016
Good morning crew,
I can't catch a break. After being sick with a monster sinus infection for 17 days I finally recovered enough to live a mostly pain-free life for about a week. Now, all of a sudden, it is back and worse than before. I guess it is what they call a relapse.
What's the luck?
Well, at least now I have an excuse not to go out for St. Patrick's Day tomorrow.
Laugh it up,
Joe
joe@gophercentral.com
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"Every appliance with a clock should have a Daylight Savings button to push. You'd only use it twice a year, but that's more than I use the 'Potato' button on my microwave." -Jimmy Kimmel
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"It's Daylight Savings Time. Why does it have to happen on the weekend? Why can't they do it on a Wednesday at 4:00? 'Hey look, now it's 5:00. Time to go home!'"-Stephen Colbert
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"A Florida man went to court for the right to marry his laptop computer. He said his laptop is just like a wife because whenever he brings it into bed, it freezes." -Conan O'Brien
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While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother was sitting across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old son. Mom couldn't help laughing as they neared their destination and she heard the mother say to the boy, "Now remember, run to Daddy first, then the dog."
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"Did you give the prisoner the third degree?" the police sergeant asked the detective.
"Yeah, we browbeat him pretty good," nodded the other. "Asked him every question we could think of."
"And did you get a confession?" asked the sergeant.
"Not exactly," explained the officer. "All he'd say was, 'Yes dear,' and doze off."