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Monday, March 29, 2010
Good morning crew,
I had a date this weekend. It was pretty fun. Went out, had
a few drinks, and then we went to one of my favorite, local
sushi places.
Sushi is usually a good date option because it's fun, you
get to sit at a bar while you eat and you can always order
something unusual to gross your date out like eel or salmon
roe. As long as you don't get mercury poisoning it's always
a success.
The only problem is it can get expensive. An appetizer, some
hot Miso soup, a few rolls and a couple bottles of hot saki
and the bill was ninety bucks!
I didn't mind so much because the vittles were excellent and
I came off looking really cool and swank.
Anyway, a couple hours later, after stopping at a club for
one last drink and plowing through the dance floor once or
twice, we were driving home when she said to me, "You know
what I could really go for? Some chicken nuggets!"
Now that's the perfect climax to a gourmet sushi meal.
Chicken nuggets.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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Maury ran a small commercial real estate company. One day,
back in the eighties, he sold his interest in one of his
projects for 3 million dollars.
The only problem was that the guy who bought him out was a
big shot in his very small hometown in Pennsylvania, and he
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So Maury goes in to the bank and tells the teller he'd like
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gifts you can get for your initial deposit. $300 gets you a
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"Sir, welcome to our town. We're thrilled to have you as a
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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to
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