Thursday, November 25, 2010
Good morning crew,
In case you didn't notice it, today is Thanksgiving! With
any luck right now I am neck deep in fluffy mashed potatoes
and pools of thick, mushroom gravy.
And since last year I was cheated out of my favorite dessert,
pumpkin pie, I went out last night and bought three of them
to take with me wherever I go today.
I believe in being prepared.
I hope you're all enjoying your holiday and I'll talk to you
again next week!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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I'm the postmaster for a small town in Pennsylvania. One of
my regular customers, Jeff, bought several sheets of newly
released commemorative stamps.
Soon after he left, a woman came in carrying two crisp
sheets of Harry Houdini stamps she'd found in the parking
lot.
The next morning, I gave Jeff the sheets of stamps he'd
lost. "You know," Jeff said to me, "I'm not at all that
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Helping me sort clothes into "save" and "give away" piles,
my six-year-old daughter came across a garter belt. "What's
this?" she asked.
"It's a garter belt," I said. Seeing that meant nothing to
her, I added, "It's for holding up stockings."
"Ah," she said, carefully placing it in the "save" pile,
"we'll use it next Christmas Eve."
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