Thursday, July 18, 2013

Good morning crew,

The wife has been after me to dress out in me old kilt, boots and sword for the Ren Faire this Saturday. I don't know about all that. She can get pretty critical when the mood is on her to amuse herself and I don't feel like giving her any golden opportunities. But I am thinking on it. The Ren Faire is always more fun when a person can get into the "spirit" of the thing with a little costuming. And I am not so thin skinned that I cannot take a little ribbing.

Well, we'll see. The Faire is usually a ten hour day with travel and that is a long time to spend in a skirt, not that those Scottish outfits aren't comfortable. I did spent hundreds of dollars on all of that kit after all.

At least the weather looks good. 80 degrees and sunny. Who knows, I may even get a bit of tan on my legs.

I will fill you in on any fun details next week. Enjoy your weekend!

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last week we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it.'

The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'

The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'

'Do you mean a rose?'

'That's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'


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