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Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Good morning crew,
It has been years since I have put in a day's physical labor
like I did on Saturday. And let me tell you, I was beat.
Subsequently I still haven't cleaned up the mess! The condo
looks like a construction site.
On the plus side I can eat anywhere without a napkin or a
plate because everything is still covered in drop cloths.
You know, it's so convenient I may just leave them down.
I'll never have to vacuum again!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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According to my mother, she and Dad decided to start a family
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