Monday, November 29, 2010
Good morning crew,
Here it is, only four days since Thanksgiving and I'm already
craving turkey again. Maybe I have a problem. Can a person
get addicted to turkey?
I girl once told me she was an animal lover and I told her I
was too. She asked me what my favorite animal was and I told
her it was a toss up between cows and turkeys with pigs
coming in a close third.
When she finally figured out what I was talking about she
refused to talk to me anymore.
How was I supposed to know she was a vegetarian?
Laugh it up,
Joe
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Although I had arrived 20 minutes early for my one o'clock
doctor's appointment, I watched patient after patient dis-
appear into the various rooms. Now, I know things happen,
and that more serious issues are typically dealt with first,
so I was able to accept that those coming in after me were
seen first, But when I was still sitting in the waiting room
1 1/2 hours later, I'd had enough and had become pretty
irate.
Fortunately, as I got up and went to the receptionist, I
calmed down enough to handle it without anger.
Instead I calmly said, "I know my son's appointment was for
one o'clock. Can you tell me if that was a.m. or p.m.?"
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