Tuesday, February 28, 2012Good morning crew,
It's a dangerous thing, having an extra 500 bucks in cash lying around the apartment. I need to pay a bill or convert it to silver or gold or something.
But before I do I think I'll go home and spread the money all over my bed and roll around in it. Because, why not?
Then I'm going to go buy a bottle of rubbing alcohol and a box of band aids for all the paper cuts.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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