Monday, July 15, 2013

Good morning crew,

Hot puppies, payday! And it is about time, too. Last week money was so tight I had to resort to letting the wife cook and going to a friend's house to drink beer.

How much austerity must I be expected to endure?

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"Now that marijuana is legal in the state of Colorado, in Denver they are talking about taxing it up to 35 percent. Suddenly those drug cartels don't seem so greedy anymore, do they?" -Jay Leno

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"A recent study says the state that drinks the most beer is North Dakota. In fact, one night North Dakota got so drunk, it woke up next to West Virginia." -Conan O'Brien

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"George Clooney broke up with his girlfriend. He released a statement saying that yes, it's true that they're breaking up. George said he would like to spend more time with his next girlfriend." -David Letterman

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While in the checkout line at my local hardware store I overheard one man say to another, "My wife has been after me to paint our shed. But I let it go for so long she got mad and did it herself."

His friend nodded. "I like women who get mad like that."


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After years of using the same perfumes, I decided to try something different and settled on a light, citrusy fragrance. The next day I was surprised when it was my little boy, not my husband, who first noticed the change.

As he put his arms around me, he declared, "Wow, Mom, you smell just like Froot Loops!"