Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Good morning crew,
I am pleased to report that I didn't have a very exciting
weekend at all. In fact, the girlfriend took me out for a
nice meal Saturday night to a restaurant she had a gift
certificate for, but other than that I hardly set foot out-
side the apartment.
With any luck I can keep that up long enough to save a
little money! Although I don't know how many gift
certificates the girlfriend has...
Laugh it up,
Joe
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pilot. Like anyone goes, 'Oh, he's good. I like his work.'"
--David Spade
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"Correspondence schools are full of it. I saw an ad where
they claimed they could teach you veterinarian medicine
thought the mail. Hate to be a dog in that house. "Mail's
here!" "Yip, yip, yip!" Talk about being a regular in the
pet store, "Hey, didn't I already sell you a puppy?"
--Drew Carey
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"I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a "learning
experience." Then again, I like to think of anything stupid
I've done as a "learning experience." It makes me feel less
stupid." --P. J. O'Rourke
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Before my son could start going on job interviews, he needed
to dress the part. That, he decided, required a $500 suit.
"What!?" I answered, gagging at the price tag. "I've bought
cars for $500!"
"That's why I want the $500 suit," he said. "So I don't have
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When my husband pointed out my tendency to retell the same
stories over and over, I reminded him that he was just as
guilty.
"Allow me to clarify," he said in response. "I review. You
repeat."
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