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Wednesday, August 19, 2015Good morning crew,
After a couple weeks of hot, sunny weather the rain came back with a vengeance the last two nights, and for once this summer I was glad for it. After spending last weekend digging up and reburying 30 feet of electrical conduit my backyard looks like a landfill.
A couple good soakings should really help all of that dug up dirt and clay settle.
It had better. Because somehow I have ended up with about half a ton more earth than I dug up. It came from somewhere, and it had better go back, too.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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