Monday, November 18, 2013Good morning crew,
[I was rummaging through some old issues of Clean Laffs when I came across an issue from 2006 which describes an incident which lead to my first date with my wife.]
I had an interesting weekend. On Saturday morning I got kicked in the face by a Tae kwon do black belt during a free sparring class. And to add insult to injury she is a chick. Imagine telling that story to your friends.
"Hey! How did you get that fat lip?"
"Uuuh...I got kicked in the face by a girl."
She got hers, though, because I made her feel really bad when I started crying, the big bully.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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