Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Good morning crew,

Holy cow! Do you know what today is? Today is the last full day you can order from our store at www.pulsetv.com and still get standard shipping to your home in time for Christmas.

You can still get standard shipping tomorrow morning too, but after 10 a.m. we can no longer guarantee Christmas delivery. After 10 tomorrow morning you have to use UPS if you want anything delivered before Christmas.

And we really have so much cool stuff this year I promise you will be able to find something for someone on your shopping list and save at least one trip out to the stores.

Know somebody with a lot of old cassette tapes? How about our Cassette Tape-to-PC MP3 Converter? No?

Our Mini Pool and Air Hockey Table are really popular.

Or maybe something for the more artistic type like our Picture Perfect Canvas Photo Kit.

Like DVDs? We have dozens like; Victory At Sea, The Sherlock Holmes Collection, The Honeymooners Lost Episodes, The Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts and many, many more.

I'm serious, my friends, now is the time. Click the link and take a look while the shipping is still cheap!

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"Barbara Walters revealed her list of the most fascinating people of the year: Robin Roberts, Jennifer Lawrence, the cast of Duck Dynasty, Miley Cyrus, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, Edward Snowden, and Pope Frances. What an honor it must be for the Pope!" -Jimmy Kimmel

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"The bear population in the state of New Jersey has sky-rocketed. The rise in the population has caused over 500 complaints. Not surprisingly all the complaints have come from the bears." --Conan O'Brien

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"According to a recent Bureau of Justice survey, night is the most dangerous time for law enforcement officers. Second most dangerous time: day." --Jimmy Fallon

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When our dryer broke, my husband set to work. He found the problem quickly and, since he needed to replace the belt, decided to repair a cracked knob and a broken hinge too.

Upon arrival at the Sears parts counter, he said he needed a belt, knob, hinge, and a crescent-shaped wire he'd found inside the dryer. He didn't know where it belonged, but he confidently assured the clerk that he could figure it out once he got into the job.

"I have the other parts," the clerk said, "but for the wire you have to go to Lingerie. This is an underwire from your wife's bra."


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My husband David's colleague at a package-processing center was trapped in a small rest room by a faulty lock. When he was finally discovered, David and another worker were able to open the door with some difficulty. The lock was still jammed, so they blocked the door open while a maintenance worker was called. A bit later, David noticed the door was closed again. He jiggled the doorknob and a voice from inside called, "Get me out!"

"Don't worry," David replied, "Maintenance should be sending somebody."

"They did," said the voice.