Monday, November 12, 2012Good morning crew,
Well, it was a long, annoying, expensive weekend. I do so enjoy those opportunities to relax at the end of a hard work week. But goofing around time is over. I will be participating in a tournament next weekend which means this is going to be another long week. Let's get started!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes --------------*In honor of Memorial Day, the teacher I worked with read the Constitution to her third-grade class. After reading "We the people," she paused to ask the children what they thought that meant.
One boy raised his hand and asked, "Is that like 'We da bomb?'"