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Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Good morning crew,
No matter how hard I try to stop it, money continues to seem
to want to jump out of my wallet! Saturday night I went out
for what was supposed to be a few casual drinks but ended up
being drinks and dinner (and cigars afterward!) at what is
apparently one of the most expensive restaurants in the west
suburbs!
Then Sunday I got talked into going to a baseball game. And
if you have ever been to a professional baseball game you
know you had better not even walk in the door without at
least a hundred bucks in your pocket.
On the plus side, the tickets did include a free pre-game
buffet and tap beer. And despite the fact that I was imbibing
just the night before I felt like I had to get my money's
worth out of the deal, so I stuffed myself with hot dogs,
hamburgers, fried chicken, barbecue ribs and several cups
of watery, ballpark draft foam.
At least when it started raining we got to abandon our seats
and watch the rest of the game from the bar.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"Happy National Donut Day to everyone. On this day, we
remember the billions of donuts that sacrificed themselves
for our mouths. I'm having a memorial service in my stomach."
-Jimmy Kimmel
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"A new study found that the average child is more likely to
own a cell phone than a book. I guess that would explain why
he's average." -Jimmy Fallon
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"Here's something new in law enforcement. In L.A. they are
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So far the drones are a success. Only two have been shot
down by motorists." --Dave Letterman
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My wife and I were having a very hypothetical discussion:
In the unlikely event that Hollywood made a movie based on
our lives, we wondered what stars would play us.
"Who would you pick to portray you?" she asked me.
I thought about it for a minute, then answered, "George
Clooney."
"In that case," she said, "I'll play myself."
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Sitting through fire safety and prevention programs can make
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by going around the room asking where all the guests were
from. "Burnt Mattress, Arkansas," called out the friend
sitting next to me.
"Burnt Mattress!" said the instructor, suppressing a laugh.
"I've heard some unusual town names before, but never that
one. Where's it located?"
My friend shot back, "Right above Hot Springs."
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