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Monday, March 15, 2010
Good morning crew,
Hot puppies, pay day! No more Ramen Noodles and mustard on
Triscuits for me. Although the gf did take me out to dinner
Saturday night, which was very nice, so I haven't been
exclusively on starvation rations.
We went to a steak place neither of us have been to before.
They are supposed to have excellent, dry-aged, prime cut
steaks and an extensive wine list. So I figured the least
I could do, since she was going to spring for a hundred
dollar meal, was blow six bucks on a little bouquet of
flowers for her.
We both dressed nice and I walked in the restaurant with
the flowers in my hand. The hostess gave us a conspiratorial
little smile and asked us what the occasion was.
I told her it was just a date, but we'd like a nice, cozy
little table. So she put us in a corner off of the main
dinning room.
We had just ordered an appetizer and started on our first
round of drinks when the same hostess came into the room
again, this time leading a small, garrulous army of patrons.
They started pushing tables together six feet away from us
and when they settled down, like a swarm of locust, we saw
the backs of the leather jackets they were slinging over
chair backs, 'South Side Harley Davidson.'
Yes, they seated a biker gang next to our table.
The food was good. I can't say much for the conversation.
Not that there wasn't plenty of it, it was just all coming
from the adjacent biker rally.
If anybody's curious, Chopper's old lady got her drug con-
viction over-turned on a technicality, and after finally
getting his GED Axel got accepted into the fire fighter's
academy. So good luck to Axel.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His
sobbing wife is standing outside. "What happened, honey?"
the man asks.
"Oh, John, it was terrible," she weeps. "I was cooking when
the phone rang. It was your agent. Because I was on the
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