Wednesday, April 20, 2016
Good morning crew,
When my customer service cubicle neighbor, of '
Romans speak Romanian' fame, got a customer question about our
Multi-Function 18-Inch Garden Hose Nozzle, she asked me about it, since I wrote the advertising copy (you didn't think writing Clean Laffs was the only thing I did around here, did you?).
The customer wanted to know if the Nozzle produced a strong enough stream to wash dead bugs and bird poop of off the garage door and driveway. Exciting stuff.
I said the nozzle does have a 'Jet' setting, but how hard the water comes out depends on the water pressure that comes out of the garden house.
At that my customer service neighbor commented, "Ugh, my garden hose totally sucks."
"No," I answered, "That's your vacuum cleaner. Your garden hose is the green one outside that squirts water."
Laugh it up,
Joe
joe@gophercentral.com
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Getting back together with an old boyfriend is pathetic. It's like having a garage sale and buying your own stuff back.
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I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?
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My girlfriend likes to role-play. For the past four years, she's been playing my ex-girlfriend.
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Pauly walks into a bar and says "Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!" The bartender says, "Well, Pauly, seems you're in a really good mood tonight, eh?"
Pauly says, "Oh, you can bet on it! I just got hired by the city to go around and remove all the money from parking meters. I start on Monday!"
The bartender congratulates the man and proceeds to pour the round.
Monday evening arrives. Pauly comes back into the bar and says "Bartender, TWO rounds for everyone, on me!"
The bartender says, "Well now! If you're so happy just over having this new job, I can just imagine how happy you'll be when you get your paycheck!"
Pauly looks at the bartender with a confused look on his face, pulls out quite a handful of quarters from his pocket, and says "You mean they'll PAY me on top of it?"
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We had a power outage last week and my computer, TV, and games console shut down immediately.
It was raining hard and I couldn't play golf either so I just talked to my wife for a few hours.
Seems like a nice person.