Monday, March 19, 2012

Good morning crew,

Yesterday Steve and I were having a geographical argument about Japan in relation to China. We couldn't come to an agreement so I was forced to pull out the globe. As it turns out he was right...but as I was casually spinning the globe something caught my eye.

"Steve," I said, "did you know there is a town in France called Brest?"

He stared at me for a few seconds and said, "I hear it's a very hilly region."

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"It's weird the way we celebrate St. Patrick's Day in America. Can you imagine if Ireland had a holiday where everyone dressed up like Benjamin Franklin and drank red, white, and blue beer? It would seem like they are making fun of us, right?" -Jimmy Kimmel

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"The English press is reporting that Prince Harry is a bit depressed. Prince Harry wishes he was a normal 27-year-old guy. He's got no job. He can't commit to a relationship. He still lives at home. He IS a normal 27-year-old." -Jay Leno

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"When I found out Pluto wasn't a planet, I had to relearn everything I knew about Pluto. Luckily, the only thing I knew about Pluto was that it was a planet." -Craig Ferguson

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Upset over a newlywed squabble with my husband, I went to my mother to complain. Trying to console me, my dad said that men are not all like this all the time.

"Nonsense," I said, inconsolable. "Men are good for only one thing!"

"Yes," my mother interjected, "but how often do you have to parallel park?"


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My son, Scott, an insurance broker in Florida, loves ocean fishing and takes his cell phone along on the boat. One morning we were drifting about ten miles offshore as Scott discussed business on the phone.

Suddenly his rod bent double, and the reel screamed as line poured off the spool. Scott was master of the situation. "Pardon me," he told his customer calmly. "I have a call on another line."