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Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Good morning crew,
Did everyone receive their letter from the Census telling
them that they will be receiving a letter from the Census?
I have been reading comments about it all morning. Estimates
have put the cost of the mailing between $40-$50 million.
The Census defends itself by saying that for every one percent
of responders that they can get to mail in a return taxpayers
save about $85 million in operational costs associated with
census takers going door to door.
That sounds like a cost saving expense until you hear that
the Census has already spent $340 million in paid advertising
which includes $2.5 million in Super Bowl ads!
So $40 million to mail Americans a letter to let them know
they will be receiving another letter?
What I want to know is how can I get in on some of that
money?
Laugh it up,
Joe
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My friend's father is a locksmith in a resort town. Once he
saw a group of beach goers park near his shop and dump trash
from their car on his property.
As soon as they were out of sight, and walking towrds the
beach, the locksmith picked the lock on their car door, put
the garbage back inside and relocked the car.
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when
a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The
first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the
second guy join him.
Both are even after the first couple of holes. The second guy
says, "Say, we're about evenly matched, how about we play for
five bucks a hole?"
The first fellow says that he usually plays alone and doesn't
like to bet but agrees to the terms. Well, the second guy wins
the rest of the holes and as they're walking off of the
eighteenth hole, and while counting his $80.00, he confesses
that he's the pro at a neighboring course and likes to pick
on suckers.
The first fellow reveals that he's the Parish Priest at the
local Catholic Church to which the second fellow gets all
flustered and apologetic and offers to give the Priest back
his money. The Priest says, "No, no. You won fair and square
and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."
The pro says, "Well, is there anything I can do to make it
up to you?"
The Priest says, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and
make a donation. Then, if you bring your mother and father by
after Mass, I'll marry them for you."
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