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Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Good morning crew,
Typical of my swinging, carefree, bachelor lifestyle, I had
my carpet cleaned this weekend. Unfortunately, I didn't have
any money. So I had to ask the guys who came to do the work
not to cash the check I gave them until today.
Of course, then I couldn't afford to take my girlfriend
out, so we sat in the apartment and watched a movie on the
computer (with its eighteen inch screen) that I downloaded
on the Internet and ate frozen pizza.
Don't you wish you were dating me?
Laugh it up,
Joe
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