Monday, October 8, 2012Good morning crew,
Happy Columbus Day everyone! Remember, if you hang your stockings on the mantelpiece the ghost of Columbus will come and fill them with chocolate doubloons.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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'Like' Deal of the Day Here***"This is Columbus Day weekend. As you know, Columbus came here looking for the easiest way to obtain cheap Asian goods. So he came to the right place. He just came too early, that's all. Now we just go to Walmart." -Jay Leno
***"The movie 'Taken 2' opens today. In the first one, the bad guys kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter, and in this new movie they kidnap his ex-wife. I'm not sure that's really upping the ante." -Craig Ferguson
***"A woman here in New York claims that her blind date stole her iPhone and her wallet. She was like, 'I have to get that iPhone back I mean, what if he calls?'" -Jimmy Fallon
***An anthropologist shows off his priceless trove of treasure to his saintly grandmother. "What's that?" she asks, pointing to an oddly shaped item.
"Uh..." stammers the anthropologist, "it's a phallic symbol."
"Oh," says his grandmother, nodding her head. "That's good, 'cause I hate to tell you what it looks like."
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes --------------*On my 40th birthday I waltzed out of my bedroom dressed in an old outfit I dug out of the back of the closet.
"I wore this on my 30th birthday! I guess that means my wardrobe is ten years old," I said to my husband, hoping he'd take the hint and buy me some clothes as a present.
"Or," he offered instead, "it means when you were 30 you had the body of a 40-year-old."