Monday, October 31, 2011Good morning crew,
To tell you the truth...I'm relieved Halloween is on a Monday. That means there is no expectation of me to go out tonight. Not only will I be saving myself a lot of money and probably a lot of embarrassment, but I'll be able to invest a few hours in the new Batman game I bought for my Xbox over the weekend.
Does that make me smart or lame?
Laugh it up,
Joe
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'Like' Deal of the Day Here***"Road kill is now legal to eat in Illinois. It's part of their new 'Meals Under Wheels' program." -Jay Leno
***"I'm getting ready for Halloween. Today up at the house, we tested the electric fence. It's working." -David Letterman
***"I miss the days when Halloween was a simple holiday about making ritual sacrifices to evil spirits to ensure a plentiful harvest." -Jimmy Kimmel
***After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel.
As they passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden, one of the boys asked, "Father, what's that?"
Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home."
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes --------------*I walked into a coffee shop on Halloween to find the woman behind the counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform.
"I'm assuming this is a costume, but just what are you supposed to be?" I asked.
The waitress responded proudly, "I'm self-absorbed."