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Thursday, November 12, 2009
Good morning crew,
I don't know how many readers have noticed, but we have
started publishing a lot on Twitter. We currently have
16 Twitter accounts for publications like Laffaday, Bizarre
News and The Daily Recipe.
You can cruise around and see what we are publishing by
clicking on http://www.gophertweets.com and 'following'
whatever catches your interest.
They want to add more and the idea for a Clean Laffs
Twitter account has come up a few times. Do you think I
would translate well to Twitter? I don't know if I can
be funny or clever in 140 characters (and please don't
everybody write in and tell me I can't be funny or clever
with an entire column, either).
Well, take a look and let me know what you think!
By the way, if you don't have a Twitter account you can
sign up for one for free.
Laugh it up,
Joe
mailto:joe@gophercentral.com
P.S. We now have a Forum. You can post comments on this and
recent issues at... http://cleanlaffs.gophercentral.com
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-Friedrich Nietzsche
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A couple moved to the country when they retired. One mild
winter, they had a bit of a problem with rodents in the
garage. So they bought one of those little sub-sonic mouse
repellants, the kind you plug in and they emit some kind
of sound that drives off mice. The husband was showing it
to their neighbor and explaining that it was an animal
repellant. He told her that it worked on every thing from
mice to elephants.
"Really!?" she said, "Mice to elephants, eh." sounding a bit =
skeptical.
"Yes," he replied, seriously. "We've had it here for a couple
of weeks now and we haven't had a single elephant in the
garage the whole time!"
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
Everyone knows I'm a stickler for good spelling. So, when an
associate e-mailed technical documents asking me to "decifer"
them, I had to set him straight.
I wrote, "Decipher is spelled with a ph, not an f. In case
you've forgotten, spell checker comes free with your soft-
ware."
A minute later, I got this reply, "Mine must be dephective."