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Friday, September 2, 2016

Good morning crew,

I'm having very mixed feelings right now. On the one hand it is Labor Day weekend which means that summer is just about over, and really I hardly had a chance to enjoy it.

On the other hand it is Labor Day weekend which means Frankfort's famous Fall Fest is this weekend, the highlight of which is the pig roast at Old Plank Trail Tavern.

Do I feel excited or depressed? I'm so conflicted right now.

Laugh it up,


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"The CEO of Wendy's says the election is hurting the chain's burger sales - people are spending less because they are worried about the future. Let's be honest, if you're eating a Wendy's Baconator, you're probably not too concerned about the future." -Jimmy Fallon


"Mylan, the company that produces these EpiPens, have jacked up the price of these pens for less than $100 for a pair, to over $600. That price is enough to send you into shock, but don't do it because you can't afford the pen anymore." -Stephen Colbert


"It was reported this week that scientists from the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence or SETI have detected a signal from a distant star, and they think it could be proof of alien life. Scientists say this could be the sign of a highly advanced alien civilization. While the aliens say, 'We attack at dawn.'" -James Corden


In the British documentary 56 Up, a man shared that he had earned a law degree at Oxford. Then, in his thick English accent, he proudly proclaimed that he was now a "barrister."

My 13-year-old daughter wasn't impressed. "So," she said, "he spent all that effort getting an Oxford law degree, and now he works at Starbucks?"

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My wife is a very adventurous cook. "How does this sound?" she called out from the kitchen. "Bonito, surimi, and anchovies in a decadent, silky broth."

"Sounds delicious," I hollered back. "Is that what we're having tonight?"

"No. I'm reading from this packet of cat food."

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