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Six Sensational Books At One LOW Price...
List Price: $59.92 READER'S PRICE: $5.99
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Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Good morning crew,
So old Mason and I were sitting at an after hours bar at
about four a.m. the morning of the first. Most of the
partying had quieted down by then.
We were just enjoying a quiet moment when Mason put his
glass down and started to slowly lean backward until he
toppled off the back of his barstool and landed in a heap
on the floor.
I glanced over at the top of his feet sticking up in the air
and looked back at the bartender who had come over to see
what the noise was. "One thing you can say about Mason," I
commented, "he knows when to stop."
Laugh it up,
Joe
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WIRELESS HEADPHONES
w/ Built-In FM Scan Radio
TV & Store Price: $14.99
OUR PRICE: $3.99
These Wireless Headphones With Built-In FM Radio allow you to
enjoy music anywhere in your home or office without any wires.
The manufacturer says you can use these for up to 30 feet away
from the base. Our testing says it is closer to 20 feet.
They're Easy To Use... The transmitter quickly connects to any
receiver, DVD player, gaming systems, computers and more
with the RCA adapter (included).
FIVE (5) FUNCTIONS IN ONE:
- Wireless Headphones - Internet Chat/Gaming - Audio Monitoring
- FM Auto-Scan Radio -Wired Audio Connection
If you're looking for a pair of wireless headphones that are a
great value but not fabulous quality... here it is. These sold
for $14.99 in Circuit City... grab a pair or two for $3.99...
heck even the FM radio is worth this!
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"We are all interested in the future, for that is where you
and I are going to spend the rest of our lives."
--Plan 9 From Outer Space
[Ain't it the truth.]
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"I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking,
and then I thought, what good would that do?"
---Ronnie Shakes
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"They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, so I figure
that's why my boyfriend moved." --Christy Murphy
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Twin Beam Laser Light
BOTH and LED & Laser Pointer...
List Price: $9.99
DEAL PRICE: $2.99
This little light does so much that it is impossible not
to love it! First it's a powerful LED light that will last
for up to 100,000 hours.
This LED is on a gooseneck attach-ment that allows you to
move it in ANY directions. It's great as a book light or
even auto repairs.
Need to do a presentation? No worries.. this little item
(base is just 2 1/2", Fully extended it is 6 1/2") has a
red laser pointer that can reach up to 500 feet!
It has a clip that makes it easy to clip to your shirt
pocket a book or even a compartment in a purse.
But what is REALLY, REALLY cool about this item is the
bottom of the base is magnetized. So you can stick it on
a magnetic surface and position the light any way you need
it.... giving you hands-free operation! Grab one or two,
but there is a limit of six (6) per order.
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"What's the first thing a little girl wants when she gets a
new bike? A basket--she's prepared to shop. What's the first
thing a boy wants on his bike? A bell or horn--he's prepared
for traffic.
"What's the first toy a little girl wants? A doll--she's
prepared to shop with friends. What's the first toy a little
boy wants? A gun--he's prepared for traffic."
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
My partner and I were in our police car when we were
dispatched to break up a domestic dispute. We spoke with
the couple, and the problem was quickly resolved.
On leaving, I was admiring the craftsmanship of their turn-
of-the-century home and reached for what I thought was the
front door.
Realizing my mistake, I was turning away in embarrassment
when my partner tried to cover for me by saying...
"If you have any more problems, we'll be in your closet."
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