Thursday, November 7, 2013Good morning crew,
It's time to carve some money out of the beer budget for clothes. One of the girls in the office actually pointed out a hole in the shirt I am wearing today. Talk about embarrassing. I don't mind having that 'distressed' look if it means I can save a few bucks on clothes, but when body parts start popping out of my apparel I figure it's time to update the wardrobe.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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